> And laugh all you want in private. The real issue here is being
> deliberately offensive to a large chunk of the USENIX audience,
> including (so Jordan says) people who're going to be organizing the
> next USENIX tracks.  It's likley not funny to those people, but offensive.

Like Jordan, you are now speaking for other people.  Please stop
making such bold assertions about what other people think.  You
clearly have no data to back it up.