[src/trunk]: src/games/fortune/datfiles Fortune is not moribund.

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user:      proff <proff%NetBSD.org@localhost>
date:      Sat Oct 20 09:33:39 2001 +0000

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Fortune is not moribund.

Add Farberisms from Prof. Dave Farber.

From: David Farber <dave%farber.net@localhost>
To: proff%iq.org@localhost (Julian Assange)
Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2001 03:29:08 -0400
Subject: Re: farberisms

Fine with me

At 02:27 PM 10/20/2001 +1000, you wrote:


>Hi Dave,
>
>I've just come accross your list of `Farberisms', which had me in
>stiches. As these are deliciously `fortune'esqe, I'd like to add
>them to the NetBSD distribution. Do you have any objections?
>
>Cheers,
>Julian.

diffstat:

 games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile |    10 +-
 games/fortune/datfiles/farber   |  1856 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 2 files changed, 1862 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)

diffs (truncated from 1899 to 300 lines):

diff -r c01b7a54cc9e -r 8a5c4b4a298d games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile   Sat Oct 20 09:32:22 2001 +0000
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile   Sat Oct 20 09:33:39 2001 +0000
@@ -1,14 +1,15 @@
-#      $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.30 2000/12/30 17:51:26 sommerfeld Exp $
+#      $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.31 2001/10/20 09:33:39 proff Exp $
 #      @(#)Makefile    8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94
 
 .include <bsd.own.mk>                  # for INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES
 
 SRCFILES=      fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican-o limerick \
-               netbsd
+               netbsd farber
 DATFILES=      fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \
                fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat \
                limerick.dat limerick-o limerick-o.dat unamerican-o \
-               unamerican-o.dat netbsd.dat netbsd-o netbsd-o.dat
+               unamerican-o.dat netbsd.dat netbsd-o netbsd-o.dat \
+               farber.dat
 
 # TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, RUN 'make' with
 # "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO", or set "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO"
@@ -35,7 +36,7 @@
 
 # Normal fortunes: build directly from data files.
 
-fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat limerick.dat netbsd.dat:
+fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat limerick.dat netbsd.dat farber.dat:
        ${STRFILE} -rs ${.CURDIR}/${.TARGET:R} ${.TARGET}
 fortunes.dat:  fortunes
 fortunes2.dat: fortunes2
@@ -43,6 +44,7 @@
 zippy.dat:     zippy
 limerick.dat:  limerick
 netbsd.dat:    netbsd
+farber.dat:    farber
 
 # Obscene fortunes: we have to build source and data files
 
diff -r c01b7a54cc9e -r 8a5c4b4a298d games/fortune/datfiles/farber
--- /dev/null   Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/farber     Sat Oct 20 09:33:39 2001 +0000
@@ -0,0 +1,1856 @@
+A buck in the hand is worth two on the books.
+%
+A carpenter's son doesn't have shoes.
+%
+A dog under any other coat is still a dog.
+%
+A hand in the bush is worth two anywhere else.
+%
+A lot of these arguments are fetious.
+%
+A lot of things are going to be bywashed.
+%
+A lot of water has gone over the bridge since then.
+%
+A problem swept under the table occasionally comes home to roost.
+%
+A rocky road is easier to travel than a stone wall.
+%
+A stop-gap measure is better than no gap at all.
+%
+A whole hog is better than no hole at all.
+%
+Abandon ship all you who enter here!
+%
+After that, we'll break our gums on the computer.
+%
+All the hills of beans in China don't matter.
+%
+All the lemmings are coming home to roost.
+%
+All the lemmings are going home to roost.
+%
+All you have to do is fill in the missing blanks.
+%
+An avalanche is nipping at their heels.
+%
+An enigma is only as good as its bottom line.
+%
+An ounce of prevention is better than pounding the table.
+%
+And I take the blunt of it!
+%
+Another day, a different dollar.
+%
+Any kneecap of yours is a friend of mine.
+%
+Any storm in a port.
+%
+Anybody who marries her would stand out like a sore thumb.
+%
+Anything he wants is a friend of mine.
+%
+Are there any problems we haven't beat out to death?
+%
+As long as somebody let the cat out of the bag, we might as well
+spell it correctly.
+%
+At the end of every pot of gold, there's a rainbow.
+%
+Before they made him they broke the mold.
+%
+Beware a Trojan bearing a horse.
+%
+Boulder dash!
+%
+By a streak of coincidence, it really happened.
+%
+By the time we unlock the bandages, he will have gone down the drain.
+%
+Cheapness doesn't come free.
+%
+Clean up or fly right.
+%
+Clean up your own can of worms!
+%
+Come down off your charlie horse.
+%
+Conceptual things are in the eye of the beholder.
+%
+Deep water runs still.
+%
+Dig a hole and bury it.
+%
+Dig yourself a hole and bury it.
+%
+Do it now; don't dingle-dally over it.
+%
+Do not fumble with a woman's logic.
+%
+Does it joggle any bells?
+%
+Don't bite the hand that stabs you in the back.
+%
+Don't burn your bridges until you come to them.
+%
+Don't cash in your chips until the shill is down.
+%
+Don't cast a gander upon the water.
+%
+Don't cast any dispersions.
+%
+Don't cast doubts on troubled waters.
+%
+Don't count your chickens until the barn door is closed.
+%
+Don't criticize him for lack of inexperience.
+%
+Don't cut off the limb you've got your neck strung out on.
+%
+Don't do anything I wouldn't do standing up in a hammock.
+%
+Don't eat with your mouth full.
+%
+Don't get your eye out of joint.
+%
+Don't jump off the gun.
+%
+Don't jump off the handle.
+%
+Don't jump on a ship that's going down in flames.
+%
+Don't just stand there like a sitting duck.
+%
+Don't lead them down the garden path and cut them off at the knees.
+%
+Don't leave the nest that feeds you.
+%
+Don't let the camels get their feet in the door.
+%
+Don't look a gift horse in the face.
+%
+Don't look a mixed bag in the mouth.
+%
+Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
+%
+Don't look for a gift in the horse's mouth.
+%
+Don't make a molehill out of a can of beans.
+%
+Don't make a tempest out of a teapot.
+%
+Don't muddle the waters.
+%
+Don't pull a panic button.
+%
+Don't pull an enigma on me.
+%
+Don't put all you irons on the fire in one pot.
+%
+Don't rattle the boat.
+%
+Don't rock the boat that feeds you.
+%
+Don't roll up your nostrils at me.
+%
+Don't stick your oar in muddy waters.
+%
+Don't strike any bells while the fire is hot.
+%
+Don't talk to me with your clothes on.
+%
+Don't talk with your mouth open.
+%
+Don't throw the baby out with the dishwasher.
+%
+Don't throw the dog's blanket over the horse's nose.
+%
+Don't twiddle your knee-caps at me!
+%
+Don't upset the apple pie.
+%
+Dot your t's and cross your i's.
+%
+Drop the other foot, for Christ's sake!
+%
+Each of us sleazes by at our own pace.
+%
+Erase that indelibly from your memory.
+%
+Every cloud has a blue horizon.
+%
+Every rainbow has a silver lining.
+%
+Everything is going all bananas.
+%
+Everything is ipso facto.
+%
+Everything is mutually intertangled.
+%
+Everything's all ruffled over.
+%
+Fade out in a blaze of glory.
+%
+Feather your den with somebody else's nest.
+%
+Fellow alumni run thicker than water.
+%
+Fish or get off the pot!
+%
+Float off into several individual conferees.
+%
+For all intensive purposes, the act is over.
+%
+From here on up, it's down hill all the way.
+%
+Gander your eye at that!
+%
+Gee, it must have fallen into one of my cracks.
+%
+Get off the stick and do something.
+%
+Get the hot poop right off the vine.
+%
+Getting him to do anything is like pulling hen's teeth.
+%
+Give him a project to get his teeth wet on.
+%
+Give him a square shake.
+%
+Give him an inch and he'll screw you.
+%
+Give him enough rope and he will run away with it.
+%
+Go fly your little red wagon somewhere else.
+%
+Good grace is in the eye of the beholder.
+%
+Good riddance aforethought.
+%
+Half a loaf is better than two in the bush.
+%
+Half a worm is better than none.
+%
+Hands were made before feet.
+%
+Have it prepared under my signature.
+%
+Have more discretion in the face of valor.
+%
+Have the seeds we've sown fallen on deaf ears?
+%
+Have we been cast a strange eye at?
+%
+Have we gone too fast too far?
+%
+He  has  a  dire  need,  actually  it's  half-dire, but he thinks
+it's double-dire.
+%
+He  may  be  the  greatest  piece  of cheese that ever walked down
+the plank.
+%
+He and his group are two different people.
+%
+He came in on my own volition.
+%
+He can't hack the other can of worms.
+%