Roland Dowdeswell wrote:

> On 1188409729 seconds since the Beginning of the UNIX epoch
> "Perry E. Metzger" wrote:
>>
>> "Roy Smith" <roy@panix.com> writes:
>>> Actually^2, resistance is the real part of voltage over current.
>> What's the surreal part?
> 
> More dada, actually.

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