Brian D Chase wrote:

> Hey, I'm probably the single strongest proponent of the Zen of the slow
> VAX. :-)
>
> I mean, we have to be number one in something, and we easily beat out all
> the other ports with the highest metrics in several areas:
>
> [1]  BTUs/instruction
> [2]  time/instruction
> [3]  Number of different CPU instructions.

You forgot weight/instruction and injuries/instruction :>

 -J. Buck Caldwell