Subject: Re: NEWS FLASH! BILL GATES HIT IN FACE WITH PIE!
To: Michael Sokolov <sokolov@alpha.CES.CWRU.Edu>
From: Dave McGuire <mcguire@neurotica.com>
List: port-vax
Date: 02/05/1998 14:17:35 
On February 5, Michael Sokolov wrote:
> Andy Sporner <asporner@eagle.ibc.edu> wrote:
> > I would have loaded up the cake with NAIR.
>                                        ^^^^
> What's that?

  It's a chemical hair remover.  Kinda looks like shaving cream.
Designed for women who don't like razors.

  I've only put it in a shampoo bottle *once*... :)


                    -Dave