That's not bad, but I like this one better:

The teacher was having a discussion with his class about God and Heaven.
He asked the class, "When you die, which part of you goes to Heaven first?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "Your heart."

The teacher responded, "That's very good, Steven.   Now tell us why your
heart goes to heaven first."

Steven said, "Because we love with our hearts, so our hearts go to Heaven
first."

Then little Mary raised her hand and said, "No, it's your brain that goes t=
o
Heaven first."

And the teacher again asked, "Why does your brain go to heaven first?"

Mary replied by saying, "Because we think with our brains.   That's where
all of our thoughts and prayers come from, so our brains go to Heaven
first."

Then, little Johnny raised his hand and said, "No, no, no, it's your feet
that go to Heaven first."

The teacher, somewhat bewildered, asked, "Why do your feet go to Heaven
first, Johnny?"

To which Johnny replied, "I don't know, but yesterday I heard my mommy
screaming, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' and if it weren't for the neighbour holdin=
g
her down, she'd be in Heaven right now."


> From: "tiger" <givemecash@rock.com>
> Reply-To: <givemecash@rock.com>
> Date: Sat, 01 Apr 2006 08:08:33 +0100
> To: <port-m68k@NetBSD.org>
> Subject: funy
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> A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students m=
ight
> be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season
> emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the bi=
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> of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his
> class, "Where is Jesus today?"
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> Steven raised his hand and said, "He=92s in heaven."
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> Mary was called on and answered, "He=92s in my heart."
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> Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! H=
e=92s
> in our Bathroom!"
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> The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally=
, he
> gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
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> Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on th=
e
> bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?
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> if you like this joke then send me 1 pound to my paypal account
> givemecash@rock.com if for notheing eles but haveing the cheak to ask
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> thankx
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