Okay, I can use GS to render PostScript.  I can send the output to a printer.
Is there, somewhere out there, an existing script clever enough to just DWIM
when output is sent to it?  If so, does anyone have a config file for an Epson
Stylus Color 600?

Normally I'd just do it by hand, but this is for MomBSD, and I want it to
be user-friendly.

-s