On Tue, 19 Aug, 2003 at 06:48:54AM -0400, it was scribed by Jon.Lindgren@gs.com that:
> > You haven't shown up at DBA every week as required by the 
> > Church of Beer.
> 
> I've tried to worship.  The pagans prevent me.
> 
> I haven't seen you there recently, either, Mr. Metzger...
> 
> -Jon

of course, how can you see him there if you've not been there yourself...

Jonathan