Subject: Re: *NO BEER TONIGHT*
To: Lindgren, Jon <>
From: Roland Dowdeswell <>
List: regional-nyc
Date: 07/19/2003 12:54:58
On 1058523237 seconds since the Beginning of the UNIX epoch
"Lindgren, Jon" wrote:
>> Well, maybe you should shave your goatee then. It's not 
>> allowed to have one and not at least _pretend_ to be evil.
>I resent the entire thing.  It's obvious that Roland's evil twin got things
>wrong: evil people have thick, black, oily mustaches - not goatees.

You represent what?  My twin ain't in the position to be able to
have a thick, black, oily mustache without some level of technical
assistance and hence took the path of least resistance and went
with the goatee.  That is a large part of his evil, though, the
bicycle track to hell is paved with less resistance than the road
to dba.  Maybe it's the whole bicycle thing, strange devices, never
figured out how to make 'em go.  Keep twisting the grip but nothing
happens.  Perhaps I was given a broken one.

    Roland Dowdeswell                      http://www.Imrryr.ORG/~elric/