To: 'Curt Sampson' <>
From: Lindgren, Jon <>
List: regional-nyc
Date: 07/18/2003 06:13:57
> Well, maybe you should shave your goatee then. It's not 
> allowed to have one and not at least _pretend_ to be evil.

I resent the entire thing.  It's obvious that Roland's evil twin got things
wrong: evil people have thick, black, oily mustaches - not goatees.

> Except for Keanu, of course. (I guess nobody else saw the 
> front cover of "Area" a couple of weeks ago, where he had 
> long hair and a beard. And while I'm at it, wasn't _Matrix 
> Reloaded_ pretty bad? Though his "delivery" of "You mean I'm 
> not the one?" was classic Keanu....)

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! <puts knife in throat, blood spews over coworkers and