Subject: RE: *NO BEER TONIGHT*
To: 'Curt Sampson' <firstname.lastname@example.org>
From: Lindgren, Jon <Jon.Lindgren@gs.com>
Date: 07/18/2003 06:13:57
> Well, maybe you should shave your goatee then. It's not
> allowed to have one and not at least _pretend_ to be evil.
I resent the entire thing. It's obvious that Roland's evil twin got things
wrong: evil people have thick, black, oily mustaches - not goatees.
> Except for Keanu, of course. (I guess nobody else saw the
> front cover of "Area" a couple of weeks ago, where he had
> long hair and a beard. And while I'm at it, wasn't _Matrix
> Reloaded_ pretty bad? Though his "delivery" of "You mean I'm
> not the one?" was classic Keanu....)
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! <puts knife in throat, blood spews over coworkers and