There was a famous cover of the Lampoon that had a cute but
nervous looking dog on it with the headline
"Buy this magazine or we shoot this Dog"
(indirectly: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000033PY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg )

Anyway, I have a nice happy VAX 6610 that needs a new home in 
at most 10 days or I start scrapping it.  This has to do with the economics
of storage and so on.  If you want to stop this destructive process please
contact me and we'll help you pick it up before the 10th.
Location: NJ-NYC-CT area.  As an added bonus I will ship it free 30 miles
if you will take it before Wednesday the 4th. 

Limited Time offer.
John A.

hey, life itself is just a series of Limited Time offers.