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* Brian Rose (lists@brianrose.net) wrote:
> Bob Bernstein wrote:
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> Brian     Are you the Penguin Liberation Front?
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> Reg       F--- off.
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> Brian     What?
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> Reg       Penguin Liberation Front. (scoffs) We're the Penguin's Front
>           of Freedom. Penguin Liberation front, caw.
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> Francis   Wankers.
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> Brian     Can I join your group?
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> Reg       No. Piss off.
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> Brian     I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I
>           hate Microsoft as much as anybody.
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> PFF       [nervously] Sssh! Ssssh, sssh, sssh, ssssh.
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> Judith    Are you sure?
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> Brian     Oh. Dead sure... I hate Microsoft already.
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> Reg 	  Listen. If you really wanted to join the PFF, you'd have
>           to really hate Microsoft.
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> Brian 	  I do.
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> Reg 	  Oh yeah? How much?
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> Brian 	  A lot!
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> Reg 	  Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than
>           Microsoft are the f---ing Penguin Liberation Front
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> PFF	  [together, nodding in agreement] Yeah
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> Judith    [disgusted] Splitters
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> Francis   And the Penguin Popular Liberation Front.
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> PFF       Oh yeah. Splitters.
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> Loretta   And the Penguin's Front of Freedom.
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> PFF       Splitters.
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> Reg       What?
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> Loretta   The Penguin's Front of Freedom. Splitters.
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> Reg       We're the Penguin's Front of Freedom.
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> Loretta   Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.
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> Reg 	  Penguin's Front! [scoffs]
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> Francis   Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?
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> Reg 	  He's over there.
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> [A single old man sits on a lower seat.]
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> PFF 	[To the old man.] SPLITTER!

Maybe we should take Jehova as a new logo?

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SCNR ;-)
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FATHER: 	You killed eight wedding guests in all!
LAUNCELOT:	Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.
FATHER:		I can understand that.
HERBERT:	Hurry, Sir Launcelot! Hurry!

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