This amuses me; perhaps it will amuse you.  For the curious, the USB
serial cables are "Gold-X GXMU-1200"s, and cost $19 each.  This machine
won't boot with this giant web plugged into it, but that's a BIOS bug
that is, supposedly, being fixed. :-)

ohci0 at pci3 dev 0 function 0: Advanced Micro Devices AMD768 USB Controller (rev. 0x07)
ohci0: interrupting at ioapic0 pin 19 (irq 10)
ohci0: OHCI version 1.0, legacy support
usb0 at ohci0: USB revision 1.0
uhub0 at usb0
uhub0: Advanced Micro OHCI root hub, class 9/0, rev 1.00/1.00, addr 1
uhub0: 4 ports with 4 removable, self powered
uhub1 at uhub0 port 2
uhub1: vendor 0x0416 USB HUB, class 9/0, rev 1.10/0.08, addr 2
uhub1: 4 ports with 4 removable, self powered
uhub2 at uhub1 port 1
uhub2: Texas Instruments General Purpose USB Hub, class 9/0, rev 1.10/1.00, addr 3
uhub2: 7 ports with 7 removable, self powered
uplcom0 at uhub2 port 6
uplcom0: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 4
ucom0 at uplcom0
uplcom1 at uhub2 port 7
uplcom1: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 5
ucom1 at uplcom1
uhub3 at uhub1 port 3
uhub3: Texas Instruments General Purpose USB Hub, class 9/0, rev 1.10/1.00, addr 6
uhub3: 7 ports with 7 removable, self powered
uplcom2 at uhub3 port 1
uplcom2: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 7
ucom2 at uplcom2
uplcom3 at uhub3 port 2
uplcom3: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 8
ucom3 at uplcom3
uplcom4 at uhub3 port 3
uplcom4: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 9
ucom4 at uplcom4
uplcom5 at uhub3 port 4
uplcom5: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 10
ucom5 at uplcom5
uplcom6 at uhub3 port 5
uplcom6: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 11
ucom6 at uplcom6
uplcom7 at uhub3 port 6
uplcom7: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 12
ucom7 at uplcom7
uplcom8 at uhub3 port 7
uplcom8: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 13
ucom8 at uplcom8
uhub4 at uhub1 port 4
uhub4: Texas Instruments General Purpose USB Hub, class 9/0, rev 1.10/1.00, addr 14
uhub4: 7 ports with 7 removable, self powered
uplcom9 at uhub4 port 1
uplcom9: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 15
ucom9 at uplcom9
uplcom10 at uhub4 port 2
uplcom10: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 16
ucom10 at uplcom10
uplcom11 at uhub4 port 3
uplcom11: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 17
ucom11 at uplcom11
uplcom12 at uhub4 port 4
uplcom12: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 18
ucom12 at uplcom12
uplcom13 at uhub4 port 5
uplcom13: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 19
ucom13 at uplcom13
uplcom14 at uhub4 port 6
uplcom14: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 20
ucom14 at uplcom14
uplcom15 at uhub4 port 7
uplcom15: Prolific Technology PL2303 Serial adapter (ATEN/IOGEAR UC232A), rev 1.10/2.02, addr 21
ucom15 at uplcom15
-- 
 Thor Lancelot Simon	                                      tls@rek.tjls.com
   But as he knew no bad language, he had called him all the names of common
 objects that he could think of, and had screamed: "You lamp!  You towel!  You
 plate!" and so on.              --Sigmund Freud