Subject: Re: NetBSD slogans for banner
To: Andrew Gillham <email@example.com>
From: Greywolf <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: 12/03/1999 23:22:42
On Fri, 3 Dec 1999, Andrew Gillham wrote:
# Ethan Bakshy writes:
# > I'm in the proccess of designing a NetBSD banner for freshmeat.net.
# > Does anyone have a list of slogans or a slogan they feel would be good
# > for the banner?
# Someone archived the full list during the "slogan wars" a while ago.
# Greywolf?? How about a repost of the list?
Happy to oblige -- here it is!
A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
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With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it.
NetBSD: exercised any daemons lately?
NetBSD: The Power of Code.
NetBSD: The Final Frontier.
NetBSD: May the Source be with you.
NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD.
NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
even if you ask!
NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide.
NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes.
NetBSD: Two guys with a vax.
NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
NetBSD: The power to serve, also.
NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto.
NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve tomorrow today?
NetBSD. Not Guano.
NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported.
NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan.
NetBSD: demonic power.
NetBSD: You can't handle it.
NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it.
NetBSD: Get Over It.
NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
NetBSD: No Sh;t!
NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
NetBSD, Net Profit.
NetBSD, Net Improvement.
NetBSD: No Worries!
NetBSD: Tap The Power.
NetBSD: SIMMs Like Good Code.
NetBSD: Feed The Computer.
NetBSD: Net Some Nines.
NetBSD: More Nines.
NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us.
NetBSD: Hackers tested, mom approved.
"I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD."
NetBSD: daemonic power.
NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated!
NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems.
NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast.
NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you wan to go, NetBSD gets you there.
NetBSD: The server is up!
NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage of WinTel.
NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
NetBSD: your basement or mine?
NetBSD: the cathedral versus the bizarre.
NetBSD: Scalability Does Matter.
NetBSD: The devil's advocate.
NetBSD: The cure for the common OS.
NetBSD: a devil of an operating system.
NetBSD: the Berkeley redemption.
NetBSD: more is more.
NetBSD: the devil made me do it.
NetBSD: the devil finds work for idle cycles.
NetBSD: safe ports in a storm.
NetBSD: we put the Net in NetBSD.
NetBSD: a server in every port.
NetBSD: We're not in canvas anymore, toto
NetBSD: penguin flesh never tasted so good.
NetBSD: the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
NetBSD: free yourself from Salmanist thought!
NetBSD: Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
"Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD!"
NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
NetBSD: The power to Connect
NetBSD: Professional power!
NetBSD: Flexible and free!
NetBSD: Stable and strong!
NetBSD: Rock solid!
NetBSD: Servers' choice!
NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR?
NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
NetBSD: My Computer Works!
NetBSD: We Stay Up.
NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
NetBSD: Power Your Net.
NetBSD: For The Network Generation
NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
NetBSD: Network Your World.
NetBSD: Networking Space
NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
NetBSD: priapic OS
NetBSD: Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow?
My other computer runs NetBSD
NetBSD: Its not Windows.
NetBSD: Beyond Windows
NetBSD: If you look through Windows
NetBSD: The Wor'ds Most Portable Operating System
NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
NetBSD: We Suck Less
NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
Of course it runs NetBSD.
NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
NetBSD: Got source?