On Wed, 26 May 1999, Greg A. Woods wrote:
>
> [ On Thursday, May 27, 1999 at 00:08:42 (+1000), Simon Burge wrote: ]
> >
> > Paul B Dokas wrote:
> > >
> > > I guess that's what I get for doing anything before coffee.
> > 
> > This excuse is used _far_ too often (including by me!)...
> 
> SEE, the world DOES have a major DRUG problem!
> 
> 	It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
> 	It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the hands
> 	    acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
> 	It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
> 
> 	    -- à la the Mentat mantra from ``Dune'' by Frank Herbert
> 
> (Source:  The long out-dated link to "Coffee: Source of all life"
> <URL:http://pubweb.acns.nwu.edu/~ada780/alex/cof.htm> attributed this
> wee parody to Kerry Lutz.)
> 
> Repeat as necessary....  then visit the following for more inspiration:
> 
> 	<URL:http://www.me.mtu.edu/~loew/caffeine_in_print.html>


And for the more humorous side, there's Too Much Coffee Man:


  http://www.tmcm.com/


All Hail the Great Life Giving Bean!  Now where's that coffee cup.

Paul
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Paul Dokas                                            dokas@cs.umn.edu
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